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The Haircut

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Printed Date: May 04 2024 at 10:11am


Topic: The Haircut
Posted By: Bocephus
Subject: The Haircut
Date Posted: Jan 09 2011 at 11:00pm
-One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

---After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

---When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

---Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

---The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

---Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

---The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

---And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.




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