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Topic: Stoned Bunnies?
Posted By: Vivian Moon
Subject: Stoned Bunnies?
Date Posted: Mar 19 2015 at 10:42pm

Posted: 5:01 p.m. Monday, March 2, 2015

DEA warns of pot crazed rabbits

Reefer madness said to make bunnies fearless

By  http://www.krmg.com/staff/rick-couri/" rel="nofollow - SALT LAKE CITY, Ut 

The message stems from a proposal allowing patients with certain conditions to be treated with edible forms of marijuana.

Matt Fairbanks is a member of the “marijuana eradication” team. He issued the  http://utahlegislature.granicus.com/MediaPlayer.php?view_id=74&clip_id=18619#.VPE143586KY.facebook" rel="nofollow -

Fairbanks saw "rabbits that had cultivated a taste for the marijuana.”  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/" rel="nofollow -  reports he went on to tell the panel, "one of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."

In simple terms, a baked bunny, is a fearless bunny.

Bill advocate Jeremy Roberts poked fun at the accusation. “One of the things we want to do is make sure we don't have any crazed rabbits anymore in Utah," he quipped.

Despite the high rabbit warning, the Utah Senate panel approved the bill and sent it to the full Senate.


It seems after over 100 years we now know the real reason why Peter Rabbit kept breaking into Mr. McGregor's Garden.




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Posted By: middletownscouter
Date Posted: Mar 20 2015 at 1:12pm
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