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   <title>The Haircut :      -One day a florist went...</title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.middletownusa.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=313">Bocephus</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 3576<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> Jan&nbsp;09&nbsp;2011 at 11:00pm<br /><br /><TABLE =yiv1542576037yiv1904529631ecxyiv1752315256Ms&#111;normalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><T><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><DIV><DIV =yiv1542576037yiv1904529631ecxyiv1752315256Ms&#111;normal><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">-</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.</SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I</SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.</SPAN></B></strong><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a</SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.</SPAN></B></strong><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,</SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing</SPAN></B></strong><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.</SPAN></B></strong><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank</SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.</SPAN></B></strong><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing </SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.</SPAN></B></strong><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen </SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.</SPAN></B></strong><BR><BR></SPAN></B><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial Unicode MS; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">---</SPAN></B></strong><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the</SPAN></B></strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><strong><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.</SPAN></B></strong></SPAN></B></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></T></TABLE><BR>]]>
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