Bengals Playoff Win

Bratkowski is gone......Mikey Brown and Marvin cut him loose after 10 years. Why? The offense was doing so well under the Bratter. Two rumors that are noteworthy. Rumor 1.... the Bengals will bring in, as candidates for the offensive coordinator, none other than two former coaches by the names of Bruce Coslet and Dave Shula. Brown referred to their innovative play calling as head coach and their dedication to a winning tradition.

Rumor 2......Marvin Lewis and Mikey Brown have made the Super Bowl mandatory viewing for all Bengal players. Concentration will be on studying the Steelers. The purpose of the exercise to to instill a winning attitude and to learn the basics of the game of football such as helmet placement- opening facing forward and where to stand during the game. (sidelines-preferably your side of the field) Emphasis for Carsy Palmer will be to identify a player on the field to throw the ball to-preferably one in the same uniform as his. This may take a little longer to correct than the other issues. The defensive coordinator will be instructed to re-educate the defense to correct the constant problem of tackling while looking out the earhole of the helmet. Again, helmet placement has been an issue with the defense as well.

I say bye bye bye Carson. Get rid of a few more and we may have a chance for a decent football team.

I'd prefer to be Director of the towel boys for the players if you guys don't mind. or, in charge of gathering up the empty Gatorade bottles during and after the game. Maybe a Supervisors slot or Asst. DIErectors slot on that, you think? Heck, I wouldn't mind the job of getting Mike Brown his snacks and drinks during the game. I'm thinking a GM position on that for $250,000/year. 10/4? I'd go for Director of assessing the talent for this team but there isn't any to evaluate. Would be a dead-end job with no hope.

Hope the changes they are going to make is Palmer and Chad out of the picture.

I think Hermes and I should take over the team. We couldn't do much worse!!

Was just suggesting ole Miky cos he would fit right in with the BUNGAL's.Childress wouldnt be a bad pick.He got axed cos of "OVER" the hill Farve.

Ravens do remember it.Raven by 14.Time for Marvin,Chad and Palmer to hit the road.Maybe we can get lucky and get Singletary.

Chicago & NE game is a good one !

 

Brady makes Palmer look like a Pee-Wee quarterback.

 

33-0 in first half.

Ouch! (again)- after the first quarter, the Bengals quit playing. 34 yard of rushing, 3 int's - 2 for touchdowns. Carsy P. still not effective. Has accounted for more points for the opponents with his interceptions than Benson or Ocheesinkhole has in offense for the Bengals. Up next, Cleveland at Cincy. Might be a win. Meanwhile 2 and 11. Preparing to listen to Davy L. down in the locker room while watching the 4PM games. Ken Broo on now wondering what's next. Talking about the Steelers being what the Bengals want to be when they grow up. Marvin looking disinterested on the sidelines. Chaos in Mikey Brownland.

Marvin & Palmer have to go,no two ways about that. But I do not think Mike Brown is serious enough about football & to damn greedy to ever get the players and coaching it takes to sustain a good team.

 

With the way Marvin and Palmer are acting I can only assume money is the problem and they are just waiting for their contracts to expire. Either that or Mike Brown has ordered them to throw games because he is betting against them. Something is horribly wrong that we can all agree on.

I really wish I could sit here and defend the Bengals, but how can I?? I am not jumping ship, but nor am I walking around wearing my Bengals gear either. Like Hermes all I can do is what for next year and hope it doesn't worse but I am not sure how it could.

Ouch 2 and 10 with Pittsburgh next. Almost beat the Saints, but.....

I'm glad that the games have been blacked out, if not I would be watching & cursing.

 

Next thing they need to black out is the Cadillac Ranch bull. I swear that sounds like a brothel in Nevada.