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 I know the Bengals helmet angers many people and I know that you want satisfied members on this site.Try it out and let me know what you think. Apparently this logo is offensive to folks who respect a quality football team.

Thanks Randy for all you do on this site. The effort to get answers for us through your interviews, the follow through at council meetings/candidate forums, the pictures concerning subjects on this site- all appreciated. However- as great as your efforts have been in this area, sadly, we must reprimand you for your choice in football teams. Being a Bengal fan, how should we say, takes the "luster" off an otherwise outstanding career so far.

Sorry to hijack this thread but I just noticed this old post from Randy's fist day.I can't believe it's almost been a year now but glad to have you and good job!

Randy Lewis - Welcome to Xpnonex

Hermes- you have made clear, what has been so cloudy for so long. Your overview of the game plan for the city by the big doggies has shed some positive light on a gloomy town forecast. I now see the light. I now realize that the MMF'ers, the city manager, the planning director, the law director, council and the school board have it well under control and we are not to worry about our city. They have always known what is best for us and we (I) have been extremely unfair in my criticism of our beloved city administrators.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to call 911 as I have an emergency occuring with my nose which is now growing at a rapid rate.

Hermes- you sir, are an inspiration to us all with this post. You, sir, sound like an MMF candidate for the next go around with the elections for Council. You sir, have the talk and, no doubt, the swagger to be a high rolling, big doggie power broker in this town. I can picture you now, yucking it up at the country club (or secretive Sunshine Law violating meeting) just a back slappin' and cigar munching with Lawrence, Jimmy, Billy, Scott-Jones, Judith G., Marty, Leslie L., Annie M., and other prominent folks. You keep writing like this and they're bound to take you "under their wing" to learn ya a thing or two and how to conduct covert business away from public scrutiny.   

Mike_Presta wrote: SHEESH!!! Bullying and intimidation by supervisors!!!  Bribery!!!  Kickbacks!!!  Internal bickering!!!  Nepotism!!!   I didn't realize that this website was a City of Middletown operation!!!

 

Now that's a football helmet the Bengals could use Adam! All you need is for the equipment manager to go to Odd Lots and buy a bunch of coat hangers for faceguards and some styrofoam peanuts taped up in the top of the helmet for padding and them thare Bengals are ready for Pittsburgh this Sunday. Mike Brown would appreciate it too as it couldn't possibly cost him alot to create these. Roger? This new helmet will look great when worn with the plastic life-like football jerseys with simulated players inside!

Lol, I found that one here: http://www.teamontop.com/product/Wincraft%20Cincinnati%20Bengals%20Multi-Sport%20Bike%20Helmet_19

I can't even comment on any of this    

 

Vet has me laughing so hard I can't see for the tears in my eyes    

Randy- You will comply with Adam's requests or will pay dearly. How dare you sass the boss, mister! Lay some disciplinary stuff on 'em Adam! How about making him work during the Steelers game this Sunday and set him up where he can't see the game! Randy- you'll be able to read about it after it's over or see the highlights.

You say Adam is not a sports fan and wouldn't know the difference between a football helmet and a bicycle helmet? That's ok, Adam, half the Bengals wouldn't know either. As a matter of fact, they need to be retrained weekly on how to put the helmet on. They keep trying to look out the ear hole or put the thing on backwards where the faceguard is on the neck. And that's the smarter players that are shown. They gave up on the rest of 'em and they sit the bench or call the plays for Marvin. Get in the game for free with the tattoo? Naw- Mike Brown would haul me into court for copyright infringements just to make a buck, the tightwad!

Some correction to your 6 point summary Vet....we are NOT paying YOU anything.

The tattoo would be a donation by a Bengal fan tattoo artist who once we tell him/her that you are a Bengal subversive will no doubt be more than happy to WORK on you.

The 50 bucks will be paid only upon verification that YOUR avatar has been changed to a Bengals helmet,but YOU will have to loan me the 50.

And the 50 will be paid to either Adam or Randy,whom ever makes the change.

 

Happy Veterans day Vet

OK- To summarize what was just discussed here.

1. Hermes and randy want to pay me $50 bucks to get a Bengal tattoo on my chest causing me to look like the hood of a 70's something Trans Am and making me look like a carny. This is after they attempt to lure me into the state of alcoholic bliss.

2. Adam will take that $50 bucks to make the hideous logo under Hermes name on this site "mysteriously disappear". Apparently this logo is offensive to folks who respect a quality football team. Adam knows it and wants to clean up the forum by eliminating unsightly pictures such as this.

3. Hermes suggests that all forum users have some sort of Bengal logo in their posts which would automatically incite a riot or boycott of this site causing defections back to the old Journal Message Board.

4. Hermes wants some sort of link to a Bengal site that will probably insert some sort of major virus into the system because we all know that most Bengals sites are infected with hackers who think they know football.

5. Randy, while older, is indicating that he is willing to do the bidding of his younger brother because Adam is Randy's boss and must comply to Adam's every wish. (Geez Randy!)

6. Randy and Hermes are willing to pay me $50 bucks to be a Bengals fan knowing full well that it will take much more than that to acknowledge their very existence.

Does that about take care of things gents, or have I inserted some exaggeration in this post?

Hehe, Randy is physically older by 11 years, but I'm mentally older by 50. And I'm the boss. :-D