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Today's Journal.....

Justin Bieber wanted for questioning in scuffle

CALABASAS, Calif. — Justin Bieber is wanted for questioning by Los Angeles County Sheriff's investigators after a photographer complained of being roughed up by the pop star at a shopping center.
Sheriff's Lt. Robert Wiard (ward) says the photographer called 911 on Sunday and complained of pain to his chest. Wiard said the scuffle happened when the photographer tried to snap pictures of Bieber and his girlfriend, teen actress Selena Gomez, after they walked out of a theater at The Commons at Calabasas.
Wiard says the photographer was taken to a hospital where he was treated and released.
He says Bieber and Gomez left before deputies arrived, so investigators want to talk to him to get his side of the story.
A call to Bieber's publicist was not immediately returned late Sunday.

NOW, THIS BEGS TO BE MADE FUN OF. FIRST OF ALL, IS JUSTIN BIEBER CAPABLE OF "ROUGHING UP" ANYONE? I'D SAY THE GIRLFRIEND HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF ROUGHING UP SOMEONE THAN THE "BEB". WHAT DID HE DO, SCRATCH, BITE AND CLAW THE PHOTOGRAPHER? ANOTHER QUESTION.....COULD BIEBER CAUSE ANYONE TO HAVE A "PAIN IN THE CHEST" FROM ANY "ASSAULTS" HE COULD MUSTER? JUST AN ATTEMPT AT SOME EXTORTION AND SOME MEDIA ATTENTION FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHER PERHAPS OR IS BIEBER A TRAINED KILLER BEHIND THAT BOYISH CHARM? PERHAPS YOUNG JB HAS FOUND HIS CALLING AFTER HIS POP DAYS ARE OVER.....A BOUNCER AT A CLUB OR JOINING THE UFC. WHAT A BULLY.

The guy couldn't punch his way out of a paper sack.