Timeless

Journal police briefs for today....

June 1

Kenya Taylor, 31, of Charles Street, was charged with petty theft after she walked out of UDF, 101 N. Verity Parkway, with a coffee and doughnuts. When contacted by police, Taylor said she waited in line, and then decided to leave the store without paying for the items. She told police she would return to the store, but the store wanted to file charges.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PICKING UP A CUP OF COFFEE AND A DONUT, WAITING IN LINE FOR AS LONG AS YOU DETERMINE THE WAIT SHOULD BE, AND WALKING OUT WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT, WHILE PLANNING TO RETURN LATER TO PAY FOR IT ON YOUR SCHEDULE, NOT THE STORE'S, WAS AN OFFENSE. IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS.

BIZARRE FOLKS LIVING IN THIS CITY ANYMORE......BUT HEY! KEEP BRINGING IN THE "UPPER CRUST" CITY LEADERS.

AND THEN THIS.....

June 2

A GPS and laptop were stolen from an unlocked truck that was parked in the 5000 block of Shannon Way


LET'S SEE.....A LAPTOP....A GPS DEVICE.....LAYING OUT IN THE OPEN AND THEN WALKING AWAY WITH THE TRUCK UNLOCKED. WHY NOT JUST PUT A SIGN ON THE TRUCK SAYING "HELP YOURSELF, I'VE MADE IT EASY FOR YOU". CLASSIC

AND THIS....

June 3

A New Vienna man is suspected of walking into area Walmart stores, grabbing the Miracle Network donation canisters, and leaving. He apparently did this at the Walmart, 2900 Towne Blvd., the video showed. He opened his trunk, walked into the store, picked up the canisters, carried it out of the store, put it in his trunk, then drove off. A warrant was issued for his arrest for theft. It was unknown how much money was in the canister

DOES THIS CLOWN KNOW HOW MANY CAMERAS ARE FOCUSED ON THE ENTRYWAY AND THE PARKING LOT OF A TYPICAL WAL-MART? LET'S SEE, GO INTO A CROWDED STORE, GRAB A JAR OF MONEY AND WALK OUT....MAYBE NO ONE WILL NOTICE...

THESE PEOPLE MAY BE CANDIDATES FOR COUNCIL FOLKS, GIVEN THEIR THOUGHT PATTERNS. MIGHT EVEN BE OVER-QUALIFIED IN MEETING THE CRITERIA BASED ON WHAT WE HAVE NOW.

GREAT COMEDY FOR MIDWEEK, RIGHT?

Husband, wife charged after drugs found at hotel...A husband and wife, Kevin, 29, and Ashley Haggard, 28, at large, were charged with drug offenses after they were found in Reyton Inn, 6147 Ohio 122. Kevin Haggard was charged with possession of heroin and two counts of drug paraphernalia. His wife was charged with possession of heroin and permitting drug abuse. Inside their hotel room, police found digital scales, one gram of heroin, and a straw used for snorting. Ashley told police that she uses heroin and her husband has a $300-a-day heroin addiction. WOW!!! sounds like she married a worthless kinda guy...   Brittany Frazier, 20, of Central Avenue, was charged with petty theft after she allegedly stole a dog brush and bed bug spray from Diver’s, 1810 Central Ave. Frazier also was charged with drug abuse/marijuana after police found a marijuana roach in her cigarette pack....   Erin Leach, 25, of Moore Street, was charged with petty theft after police found her walking on Grand Avenue. She was suspected of stealing a bathing suit, tank top, onions and pop from Walmart, 2900 Towne Blvd. She told police she needed clothing.WOW!! .a bathing suit,and a tank top, hmmmm she must have wanted to look good at the spash pads..  and don't let her know I have all kinds of onions in my garden!!!! 

Maybe it is time we close down the Wal-Mart in Middletown, since this is the type of people they are attracting.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

PS Some of these photos might be offensive