Ohio Winter Poem

It's winter in  Ohio

                                And the gentle breezes blow

                                Seventy miles an hour

                                 At twenty-five below.

                                 Oh, how I love  Ohio

                                 When the snow's up to your butt

                                 You take a breath of winter

                                 And your nose gets frozen shut.

                                 Yes, the weather here is wonderful,

                                 So I guess I'll hang around.

                                 I could never leave Ohio

                                 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!

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