Amazing Home Remedies That Work
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Topic: Amazing Home Remedies That Work
Posted By: randy
Subject: Amazing Home Remedies That Work
Date Posted: Jan 15 2010 at 9:30am
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a > cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will > be almost instantly removed. > > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by > getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. > > 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet > seat just by using the sink. > > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed > for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. > Remember to use an egg timer. > > 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you > from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze > button. > > 6. If you have a bad cough , take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. > > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. > > 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: > > In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. > If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. > If it should not move and does, use the duct tape. > > 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > > 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. > > Thought for the day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS! ------------- Call me for a www.CameraSecurityNow.com" rel="nofollow - www.CameraSecurityNow.com quote 513-422-1907 x357 |
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Posted By: Mike_Presta
Date Posted: Jan 15 2010 at 10:42am
Good ones, Rando!!! 
A thought for tomorrow:
Life is like a sh*t sandwich! The more bread you have, the less sh*t you end up eating.
A few of random thoughts:
If you don't know where you are going, it doesn't matter which road you take.
The less you bet, the more you lose when you're winning.
Every obstacle is not an opportunity. Some are WARNINGS!
The guy who said: "Nothing is impossible!" was wrong!
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I think, therefore I am...I think.
The early bird only gets the early worm.
If I had a hammer, I'd only hammer when I wanted to drive a nail.
My wife said that I don't listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.
A guy who says "If I had my life to live over again, I wouldn't change a thing" never caught a fastball in the privates.
People who say "I know my limit" usually pass out before they reach it. ------------- “Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012 |
Posted By: randy
Date Posted: Jan 15 2010 at 11:00am
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Mike, I took those off of the MainstreetMonroe site, someone else posted them I just wanted to share them with you guys. ------------- Call me for a www.CameraSecurityNow.com" rel="nofollow - www.CameraSecurityNow.com quote 513-422-1907 x357 |