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    Posted: Feb 11 2010 at 10:58am

The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
the second man an Accountant,

the third a Chemist, and

the fourth was a Government Employee


To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.


But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.


But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,"Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.


Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff.."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......


ate the cookies........


drank the milk.......


sh*t on the paper........


screwed the other three cats.......


claimed he injured his back while doing so.......



filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......


put in for Workers Compensation...............and


went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............


AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

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